My wife and I were at a Comic-Con and they offered ten dollar time machine rides. The fine print said no returns, so I said, “You go.”
I learned there’s no X in the Finnish alphabet. So, what does a Finn call his old girlfriend? Oh, she and I? [Wave off.] We’re Finnish. After that joke, I may be Finnish.
My friend loves Kenny G. She thinks it’s amazing he set a Guinness World record by playing the longest continuous note on his saxophone. 45 minutes. I said, “45 minutes? That’s nothing. When I flew to London the two-year old behind me held a continuous screech for six hours!”